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| Two And A Half Men Season 3 : |
| The third season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 2005 and May 2006. |
| Episode 1 - [Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts] |
| Details : After falling off the roof Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake which interferes with Charlie's social life. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Kimberly Oja | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Sep. 19, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 2 - [Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover] |
| Details : Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Candace Kita | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Writer : Susan Beavers | |
| Air Date : Sep. 26, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 3 - [Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark] |
| Details : Alan has been dating a lot and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife Judith. He tries to stop Alan and even brings Rose Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Gary Halvorson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 03, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 4 - [Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs] |
| Details : Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan when she temporarily moves in with them |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Gary Halvorson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 10, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 5 - [We Called It Mr Pinky] |
| Details : Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Natalie Zea | Director : Gary Halvorson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 17, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 6 - [Hi Mr Horned One] |
| Details : Ignoring Alan's warnings Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Isabella | Director : Gary Halvorson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 24, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 7 - [Sleep Tight Puddin' Pop] |
| Details : Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen) comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Martin Sheen | June Squibb | Director : Gary Halvorson | |
| Air Date : Nov. 07, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 8 - [That Voodoo That I Do Do] |
| Details : Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get close to the teacher. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | Director : Gary Halvorson | |
| Air Date : Nov. 14, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 9 - [Madame And Her Special Friend] |
| Details : One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : April Bowlby | Cloris Leachman | Phil Abrams | Director : Asaad Kelada | |
| Air Date : Nov. 21, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 10 - [Something Salted And Twisted] |
| Details : Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life. |
| Air Date : Nov. 28, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 11 - [Santa's Village Of The Damned] |
| Details : Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Josie Davis | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Susan Beavers | |
| Air Date : Dec. 19, 2005 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 12 - [That Special Tug] |
| Details : Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Andrea Bendewald | Valerie Azlynn | Jane Lynch as Linda Freeman | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Jan. 09, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★ |
| Episode 13 - [Humiliation Is A Visual Medium] |
| Details : Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | April Bowlby | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | |
| Air Date : Jan. 23, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 14 - [Love Isn't Blind It's Retarded] |
| Details : Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | April Bowlby | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Susan Beavers | |
| Air Date : Feb. 06, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 15 - [My Tongue Is Meat] |
| Details : Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle so he begins to sneak beers cigars and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | Jackie Debatin | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Feb. 27, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 16 - [Ergo The Booty Call] |
| Details : Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : April Bowlby | Hugh Holub | Brian Thomas Smith | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Susan Beavers | |
| Air Date : Mar. 06, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 17 - [The Unfortunate Little Schnauser] |
| Details : Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Loren Lester | Robert Clotworthy | Jon Lovitz | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | |
| Air Date : Mar. 13, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 18 - [The Spit-Covered Cobbler] |
| Details : Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : April Bowlby | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Mar. 20, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 19 - [Golly Moses She's A Muffin] |
| Details : Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : April Bowlby | Diane Delano | Gail O'Grady | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | |
| Air Date : Apr. 10, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 20 - [Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro] |
| Details : Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile Charlie starts to sleep with her mom Mandi and Judith gets set up with her father Andy. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : April Bowlby | Gail O'Grady | Kevin Sorbo | Director : Gary Halvorson | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Susan Beavers | |
| Air Date : Apr. 24, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 21 - [And The Plot Moistens] |
| Details : Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine in a platonic way because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Julia Campbell | April Bowlby | Director : Jerry Zaks | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | |
| Air Date : May. 01, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 22 - [Just Once With Aunt Sophie] |
| Details : A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : May. 09, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 23 - [Arguments For The Quickie] |
| Details : Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | April Bowlby | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : May. 15, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 24 - [That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite] |
| Details : Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | April Bowlby | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : May. 22, 2006 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |